Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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