Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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