1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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