I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
its not stalking. its research.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
