Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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