Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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