As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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