My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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