i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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