everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Randomize
