His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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