Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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