Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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