Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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