Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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