Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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