How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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