it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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