I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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