I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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