Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I touched a dick in church today
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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