I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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