Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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