fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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