you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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