Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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