We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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