I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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