did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Drunk is not a location!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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