It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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