I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I think people are normalizing furries
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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