I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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