I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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