Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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