On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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