we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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