I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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