Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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