I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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