So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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