Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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