I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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