Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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