So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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