Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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