Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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