either way he was missing a nipple.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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