Non-Jews are for practice
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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