So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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