Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Oh god it's open bar.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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