Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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