took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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